Bill The Vampire (The Tome of Bill Book 1)
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eBooks · Rick Gualtieri
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT.Bill Ryder was a dateless geek, but then he met a girl to die for. So he did. Unfortunately for him, that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke as a vampire but, fangs or not, he was still at the bottom of the food chain.
HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.
Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier, and a lot cooler than he is ... and they all want to kick his teeth in.
Bill isn't exactly average, though. A vampire like him hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unlikely allies, and an attitude that makes him too damn obnoxious to quit.
Join him in this hilarious tale of immortal monsters and the unlikely hero who's not afraid to tell them off, even if it gets him killed - permanently this time.
Bill The Vampire is book one in the bestselling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series, a foul-mouthed misadventure through the realm of the paranormal.
If you're a fan of Jim Butcher or Kevin Hearne then you're likely in for a bloody good time.
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- The Wicked Dead (The Tome of Bill Book 7)
- The Last Coven (The Tome of Bill Book 8)
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